Safari to Masai Mara: amazing. Lions, hippos, elephants, giraffes, zebras, crocodiles, warthogs, other animals I don’t know the names of, breath-taking sunsets, rolling lands, lone trees. Here are some facts I learned: lions sleep ~20 hours a day and feed about every other day; hippos are the real kings; elephants I already know a lot about; zebras are mad cool because they are always chilling with whoever: elephants, wildabeasts, giraffes, impalas; giraffes will protect the dead carcass of their young so it won’t be eaten. Also when they open their mouth to speak it comes out as “giirraaffe?,” no matter what the context (even when mating, that’s how they set the mood). They are quite inquisitive animals. We stayed in tent lodgings. I say lodging because these are by far the sweetest tents I’ve been in. I mean they have shower, toilet, power outlets (albeit only from 6pm-10pm, but still that’s crazy). The Masai are the native folk there; unique because they have “preserved culture.” It’s in quotes because although they without a doubt live a lifestyle that I could not begin to fathom, it’s just interesting to see the subtleties of creeping ‘modern’ influence. For example about 30-40% wear digital watches. Also be careful when you buy stuff from them, they are formidable bargainers (among the best), start your bid <50% of their asking price.
We went with a few people that were not from Elective Africa. I really enjoyed their company. I big shout out to them (you know who you are – the gringas, the kid, the good doctor). I’m always amazed and humbled by the fact that random strangers from around the world can become friends if you just confine them to a moving vehicle for just a few hours. It is testament to how much we really are social creatures, and (at least I’d like to think) that the world is in fact for the most part full of good people (random sampling right?). Anyway, many thanks goes to them for making it such a memorable experience. I wish you the best of luck on your life journeys and hope to meet with you again.
Enough of the mushy stuff. The last day I got food poisoning. Probably toxin: started shortly after breakfast, lasted maybe 24 hours. I ate a total of 3 biscuits the whole day (my tummy hurt). Tummy hurts with nausea are the worst. Felt a little better about time I got back to Mombasa, had a beer and good food.
Just to give you an idea of total travel time: [Mombasa to Nairobi (9 hours bus) + Nairobi to Masai Mara (6 hours van)] x 2 trips (back and forth) = 30 hours. Maybe that chick with respiratory distress went to Masai Mara too (see above post on Oct 25th). Oh and giraffes don’t actually make audible noise (I hope you didn’t actually believe me before).
I forgot to add something: the night we arrived in Nairobi the day before safari, Edwin (Elective Africa coordinator) took us to restaurant called Carnivore where they serve exotic game meat. Crazy shit man. It’s kinda like Brazilian BBQ where they bring around all types of meat. They have the standard: poultry, beef, pork; and more exotic stuff: crocodile, ostrisch. Croc tastes something between fish and poultry (not a big fan, but Bjorn really enjoyed it); ostrisch meatballs however are ridiculously good, I mean Fken ridiculous.